Here are a few things that are of varying difficulties to say whilst you are under the influence of alcohol.
Difficult:
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
Very difficult:
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Transubstantiate
Downright impossible:
- Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
- Nope, no more booze for me.
- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
- No kebab for me, thank you.
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
- I'm not interested in fighting you.
- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
- No, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
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