Men are an inevitable part of life. Most women would probably prefer that we weren't here, but tough. We were here first, and we're here to stay. But, to help make life easier, here are a few rules that if followed, should make things go that little bit smoother.
- Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put, it down.
- Don't make us guess; we don't have a clue.
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- Sometimes he's not thinking about you. Live with it!
- He's never thinking about the 'relationship'.
- Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really!
- Your brother is an idiot.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work!
- No, he doesn't know what day it is. Mark down anniversaries.
- Share the bathroom.
- Share the closet.
- Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
- Don't give us 50 rules when 14 will do.
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